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| Commissioner Gordon wrote: | | I hate all of you... |
"The hate in this one is strong..." |
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Ki-Ad-Mundi: Your thoughts dwell on your mother.
Anakin the Big Gay Fag: I miss her
Yoda: Afraid to loser her I think, hmm?
Anakain the Gayest Fag Who Ever Lived: What has that got to do w/ anything?!
Yoda: EVERYTHING! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ...I sense much fear in you.
I shouldn't take out my hatred for anakin on the boy anakin from episode I, but whatever. |
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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir? |
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Lamarr's posse rides up on Bart's diversion: a single tollbooth in the middle of the desert]
Taggart: "LePetomaine Thruway"? Now what'll that asshole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a dime?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
and.....
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Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Gum Chewer: [chewing gum] Murder... armed robbery... mayhem...
Hedley Lamarr: Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?
Gum Chewer: [stops chewing] Nuff'm.
Hedley Lamarr: "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle!
Lyle: [searches the man's mouth] Gum!
Hedley Lamarr: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.
Gum Chewer: [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many!
[Hedley shoots the gum chewer]
Jim: [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict! |
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OK children, back to business here for the Wed games. DeGoode did you start your tracking sheet? Give me a crisp 4-0 straight up and a very, very respectable 2-2 against the spread given I missed two of them by 1 run. Best to crow now since you vultures will be circling later...
Caruck @ Mercenaries (-5) - Pay for Play Black added some beef, more than Camino can likely handle. Special kudos to Fort for recruiting for Dingy, I have given Stephen my sincerest condolences for having to work with Mr. Fort. He said that has been a common response, go figure. I digress, Mercenaries in a big way, 17-9.
Coverdale (pick) @ UTJ - OK, I'm not falling for Brian's "woe is me" act saying that they lost some talent. UTJ has some serious muscle but Snake is sneaky. Very tough call, but based on the past, Juarez, 13-11.
Marooned (-4) @ Pale Aggie - Come out early to the park to see Juggy's white jersey for the only time this year before it turns orange. Champs should start quick, but I'm gonna say Pale keeps it close, 12-9.
Unseen Aggie (-3) @ Kitty Kat - Still can't get over the rampant attendance issues for Kat last season. Can't be short handed against Unseen so I have to go with trends until proven wrong, Invisibles, 14-10. |
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| looks like attendence issues will continue to be thorn in kitty kat's paw this season |
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"Attendance issues"
For schools within spitting distance of San Antonio.
I have two divisions, an airborne brigade, and three regimental combat teams worth of Texas Tech guys and Lubbock is 400 miles away.
Just saying...
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quality > quantity  |
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| F-Bomb wrote: quality > quantity ;) |
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! |
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| E5 wrote: | OK children, back to business here for the Wed games. DeGoode did you start your tracking sheet? Give me a crisp 4-0 straight up and a very, very respectable 2-2 against the spread given I missed two of them by 1 run. Best to crow now since you vultures will be circling later...
Caruck @ Mercenaries (-5) - Pay for Play Black added some beef, more than Camino can likely handle. Special kudos to Fort for recruiting for Dingy, I have given Stephen my sincerest condolences for having to work with Mr. Fort. He said that has been a common response, go figure. I digress, Mercenaries in a big way, 17-9.
Coverdale (pick) @ UTJ - OK, I'm not falling for Brian's "woe is me" act saying that they lost some talent. UTJ has some serious muscle but Snake is sneaky. Very tough call, but based on the past, Juarez, 13-11.
Marooned (-4) @ Pale Aggie - Come out early to the park to see Juggy's white jersey for the only time this year before it turns orange. Champs should start quick, but I'm gonna say Pale keeps it close, 12-9.
Unseen Aggie (-3) @ Kitty Kat - Still can't get over the rampant attendance issues for Kat last season. Can't be short handed against Unseen so I have to go with trends until proven wrong, Invisibles, 14-10. |
0-4 versus the lines but 2-2 with your picks |
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Well Gary consider yourself proven wrong. In fact you might just want to default to that position from this point forward  |
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| Hey, I qualified both of my losses. UTJ may be weak and Kat was an outright upset (no offense pussies). |
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