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| THE GAZELLE MAKES HIS RETURN TO TIME WARNER PARK TONIGHT!! WHAT COULD MAKE A MAN HAPPIER?!!?!/1?!/?!2111/!!?11 |
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I am now taking bets as to what week Chandler's head explodes and he receives a permanant ban from TWP.
Gary can you set the odds and give us some lines on this please? |
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| La Parka wrote: | I am now taking bets as to what week Chandler's head explodes and he receives a permanant ban from TWP.
Gary can you set the odds and give us some lines on this please? |
Mind you, my network is not large at TWP so this line is a little hazy, but I have seen Slap and Tickle in action at Braun....
Pretty crappy weather means no softball AND lots of inside time. S&T has been cooped up to long and has only been able to run on his little habitrail to burn off excess energy. While this gets his heart rate up, this does nothing for his competitive compulsive nature. Four red bulls and some big league chew gives him the proper blood sugar/caffeine content prior to game time.
Over/Under
F-Bombs prior to the 3rd inning - 6.5
"You got to be shittin' me, hands out from his sides, palms forward" look to the ump after he gets thrown out at first - 3rd inning (you need to call either before the 3rd or after)
Chance of blood vessel bursting from forehead on called third strike followed by full straight jacket required meltdown - 92% |
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6.5 f bombs!? THATS BUSH LEAGUE GARY!
I CUSS MORE BEFORE 8AM THAN YOU DO THE WHOLE DAY!! |
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| Juggernaut wrote: | | Shut up Gary... don't be a moran. |
WTF is a moran, you moron? Bitch, get yo ass on the grill and make me some RFVWs!! |
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The REAL line for the game...
Stolen bases, O/U 5
gloves kicked over outfield fence O/U 1.5
deep breaths taken in order to avoid going ballistic O/U 1.3 x 10^4
go w/ the over |
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| 6.5 before the 3rd inning, I was giving you SOME credit. |
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| AWESOME! SHE CAN DO NO WRONG! VERYYYYY NICE! |
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